| Spork League Seasonal Records | ||||||||||||||
| ** full records from 1989-1991 are no longer known | ||||||||||||||
| CHAMPION | 2nd | 3rd | 4th | 5th | 6th | 7th | 8th | 9th | 10th | 11th | 12th | |||
| 2009 | Name Pts | Mark Hammer 1246 | Tim Kringen 1225 | Dick Yarington 1203 | Derrick Cox 1169 | Rod Porsche 1140 | Kurt Sahr 1123 | Bill Bradford 1121 | Randy Bradford 1117 | Mark O'English 1108 | Conor Buescher 1022 | Kate Porsche 992 | Kirby Frugia 955 | |
| 2008 | Name Pts | Rod Porsche 1178 | Dave Bradford 1134 | Bill Bradford 1127 | Conor Buescher 1107 | Tim Kringen 1107 | Mark Hammer 1091 | Kate Porsche 1017 | Dick Yarington 956 | Kurt Sahr 936 | Randy Bradford 910 | |||
| 2007 | Name Pts | Conor Buescher 1214 | Kate Porsche 1189 | Bill Bradford 1166 | Dick Yarrington 1159 | Greg Burton 1091 | Mark Hammer 1041 | Tim Kringen 1014 | Randy Bradford 1014 | Jerry Payette 975 | Rod Porsche 972 | Kurt Sahr 956 | Dave Bradford 888 | |
| 2006 | Name Pts | Rod Porsche 1340 | Bill Bradford 1186 | Greg Burton 1131 | Dick Yarrington 1083 | Dave Bradford 1050 | Kurt Sahr 1002 | Tim Kringen 984 | Jerry Payette 967 | Conor Buescher 944 | Kate Porsche 936 | Mark Hammer 909 | Randy Bradford 890 | |
| 2005 | Name Pts | Conor Buescher 1220 | Dick Yarrington 1216 | Rod Porsche 1216 | Kate Porsche 1207 | Mark O'English 1087 | Greg Burton 1027 | Dave Bradford 947 | Kurt Sahr 929 | Mark Hammer 928 | Bill Bradford 890 | Tim Kringen 839 | Jerry Payette 768 | |
| 2004 | Name Pts | Kate Porsche 1276 | Kurt Sahr 1189 | Jerry Payette 1164 | Dick Yarrington 1150 | Dave Bradford 1122 | Greg Burton 1118 | Mark Hammer 1117 | Mark O'English 1095 | Rod Porsche 1085 | Bill Bradford 1070 | Gordon Holcomb 1070 | Tim Kringen 884 | |
| 2003 | Name Pts | Tim Kringen 1235 | Dick Yarrington 1118 | Kate Porsche 1074 | Mark Hammer 1067 | Jerry Payette 1056 | Mark O'English 1042 | Gordon Holcomb 994 | Dave Bradford 988 | Kurt Sahr 960 | Rod Porsche 943 | Bill Bradford 915 | Greg Burton 827 | |
| 2002 | Name Pts | Tim Kringen 1203 | Kate Porsche 1197 | Greg Burton 1160 | Mark Hammer 1124 | Dick Yarrington 1120 | Kurt Sahr 1058 | Dave Bradford 1055 | Rod Porsche 1026 | Jerry Payette 1017 | Gordon Holcomb 993 | Bill Bradford 983 | Mark O'English 978 | |
| 2001 | Name Pts | Rod Porsche 1354 | Mark O'English 1154 | Kurt Sahr 1116 | Mark Hammer 1093 | Dave Bradford 1090 | Bill Bradford 985 | Dick Yarrington 968 | Kate Cross 960 | Tim Kringen 946 | Jerry Payette 907 | Conor Buescher 905 | Greg Burton 852 | |
| 2000 | Name Pts | Kurt Sahr 1257 | Tim Kringen 1231 | Conor Buescher 1165 | Rod Porsche 1144 | Kate Cross 1108 | Greg Burton 1099 | Mark Hammer 1084 | Bill Bradford 1082 | Mark O'English 1076 | Dave Bradford 957 | Jerry Payette 952 | Dick Yarrington 951 | |
| 1999 | Name Pts | Jerry Payette 1195 | Dave Bradford 1148 | Tim Kringen 1110 | Mark Hammer 1060 | Mark O'English 1051 | Rod Porsche 1050 | Bill Bradford 977 | Kurt Sahr 921 | Dick Yarrington 894 | Greg Burton 850 | Kate Cross 828 | Conor Buescher 802 | |
| 1998 | Name Pts | Mark Hammer 1371 | Mark O'English 1284 | Kurt Sahr 1252 | Dick Yarrington 1212 | Dave Bradford 1101 | Jerry Payette 1060 | Rod Porsche and Kate Cross 1012 | Conor Buescher 984 | Greg Burton 918 | Bill Bradford 887 | |||
| 1997 | Name Pts | Bill Bradford 1184 | Dave Bradford 1143 | Mark Hammer 1091 | Jerry Payette 1067 | Conor Buescher 1016 | Kurt Sahr 1011 | Mark O'English 1008 | Greg Burton 998 | Dick Yarrington 988 | Bob Lima 871 | |||
| 1996 | Name Pts | Bill Bradford 1295 | Mark O'English 1253 | Bob Lima 1073 | Rod Porsche 1062 | Mark Hammer 1046 | Greg Burton 1040 | Dave Bradford 920 | Jerry Payette 919 | Kurt Sahr 905 | Frank Vanderpool 852 | Rob Merickel 836 | Dick Yarrington 812 | |
| 1995 | Name Pts | Jerry Payette 1299 | Rod Porsche 1174 | Mark Hammer 1174 | Dick Yarrington 1153 | Frank Vanderpool 1049 | Bill Bradford 1038 | Mark O'English 1037 | Mitch Empol 990 | Greg Burton 972 | Rob Merickel 963 | Dave Bradford 962 | Kurt Sahr 956 | |
| 1994 | Name Pts | Greg Burton 1180 | Rod Porsche 1128 | Mitch Empol 1109 | Dave Bradford 1011 | Dick Yarrington 997 | Mark Hammer 969 | Frank Vanderpool 958 | Jerry Payette 911 | Bill Bradford 911 | Duane Murdock 910 | Mark O'English 814 | Rob Merickel 777 | |
| 1993 | Name Pts | Dave Bradford 1148 | Bill Bradford 1026 | Mark Hammer 953 | Mitch Empol and Frank Vanderpool 942 | Jerry Payette 928 | Jon Jones 924 | Mark O'English 908 | Greg Burton 863 | Rod Porsche 848 | Bob Lima 848 | Brett Barksdale 840 | Dick Yarrington 827 | |
| 1992 | Name Pts | Dave Bradford 1032 | Rod Porsche 1029 | Jon Jones 954 | Mark O'English 952 | Jerry Payette 904 | Mike Braymen 896 | Bill Bradford 889 | Mark Hammer 851 | Brett Barksdale 830 | Duane Murdock 830 | Greg Burton 778 | Gordon Holcomb 737 | |
| 1991 | Name Pts | Mark O'English 821 | ||||||||||||
| 1990 | Name Pts | Mark O'English | ||||||||||||
| 1989 | Name Pts | Brett Barksdale | ||||||||||||
| Spork League Championship Teams | |||||||||||
| ** records from 1989-1991 are very partial, and drawn from limited resources | |||||||||||
| Coach | QB | RB | RB | WR | WR | WR | TE | K | D / ST | ||
| 2009 | Mark Hammer | Matt Ryan, ATLA | Frank Gore, SF | Ray Rice, BALT | Andre Johnson, HOUS | Sidney Rice, MINN | Chad Johnson, CINC | Visanthe Shiancoe, MINN | Ryan Longwell, MINN | San Francisco 49ers | |
| 2008 | Rod Porsche | Peyton Manning, INDI | Chris Johnson, CARO | Ronnie Brown, MIAM | Andre Johnson, HOUS | Steve Smith, CARO | Lance Moore, NO | Tony Gonzalez, KC | Neil Rackers, ARIZ | Tennessee Titans | |
| 2007 | Conor Buescher | Brett Favre, GB | LaDanian Tomlinson, SD | LenDale White, TENN | Randy Moss, NE | Larry Fitzgerald, ARIZ | Roddy White, ATLA | Ben Watson, NE | Nick Folk, DALL | Seattle Seahawks | |
| 2006 | Rod Porsche | Peyton Manning, INDI | LaDanian Tomlinson, SD | Joseph Addai, INDI | Terrell Owens, DALL | Mike Furrey, DETR | Reggie Wayne, INDI | Tony Gonzales, KC | Adam Vinatieri, INDI | Carolina Panthers | |
| 2005 | Conor Buescher | Carson Palmer, CINC | Shaun Alexander, SEAT | Chris Brown, TENN | Marvin Harrison, INDI | Plaxico Burress, NYG | Terrell Owens, PHIL | Randy McMichael, MIAM | Josh Brown, SEAT | Jacksonville Jaguars | |
| 2004 | Kate Porsche | Trent Green, KC | Priest Holmes, KC | Brian Westbrook, PHIL | Donald Driver, GB | Nate Burleson, MINN | Isaac Bruce, ST.L | Randy McMichael, MIAM | Morten Andersen, MINN | Seattle Seahawks | |
| 2003 | Tim Kringen | Steve McNair, TENN | Ahman Green, GB | Travis Henry, BUFF | Hines Ward, PITT | Isaac Bruce, ST.L | Rod Gardner, WASH | Tony Gonzalez, KC | Ryan Longwell, GB | St. Louis Rams | |
| 2002 | Tim Kringen | Brett Favre, GB | Travis Henry, BUFF | Marshall Faulk, ST.L | Jerry Rice, OAKL | Rod Smith, DENV | Tai Streets, SF | Tony Gonzalez, KC | Ryan Longwell, GB | Philadelphia Eagles | |
| 2001 | Rod Porsche | Jeff Garcia, SF | Marshall Faulk, ST.L | Ahman Green, GB | David Boston, ARI | Laveranues Coles, NYJ | Oronde Gadsden, MIAM | Shannon Sharpe, BALT | Jason Elam, DENV | Denver Broncos | |
| 2000 | Kurt Sahr | Rich Gannon, OAKL | Marshall Faulk, ST.L | Ricky Watters, SEAT | Jimmy Smith, JAX | David Boston, ARIZ | Kevin Johnson, CLEV | Dwayne Carswell, DENV | Jason Hanson, DETR | Denver Broncos | |
| 1999 | Jerry Payette | Kurt Warner, ST.L | Dorsey Levens, GB | Corey Dillon, CINC | Cris Carter, MINN | Isaac Bruce, ST.L | Curtis Conway, CHIC | Stephen Alexander, WASH | Ryan Longwell, GB | New York Giants | |
| 1998 | Mark Hammer | Randall Cunningham, MINN | Jamal Anderson, ATLA | Ricky Watters, SEAT | Terrence Mathis, ATLA | Carl Pickens, CINC | Reidel Anthony, TB | Shannon Sharpe, DENV | Gary Anderson, MINN | Baltimore Ravens | |
| 1997 | Bill Bradford | Kordell Stewart, PITT | Terrell Davis, DENV | Jerome Bettis, PITT | Yancey Thigpen, PITT | Terrell Owens, SF | Charles Johnson, PITT | Eric Green, BALT | Jason Elam, DENV | San Francisco 49ers | |
| 1996 | Bill Bradford | Brett Favre, GB | Terry Allen, WASH | Eddie George, HOUS | Jake Reed, MINN | Willie Davis, HOUS | Eddie Kennsion, St.L | Keith Jackson, GB | Al Del Greco, HOUS | Houston Oilers | |
| 1995 | Jerry Payette | Brett Favre, GB | Emmitt Smith, DALL | Mario Bates, NO | Carl Pickens, CINC | Robert Brooks, GB | Brett Perriman, DETR | Jackie Harris, TB | Cary Blanchard, INDI | Cleveland Browns | |
| 1994 | Greg Burton | Randall Cunningham, PHIL | Emmitt Smith, DALL | Mario Bates, NO | Herman Moore, DETR | Rob Moore, NYJ | Irving Fryar, MIAM | Ben Coates, NE | Steve Christie, BUFF | Philadelphia Eagles | |
| 1993 | Dave Bradford | John Elway, DENV | Gary Brown, HOUS | Leonard Russell, NE | Sterling Sharpe, GB | Willie Davis, KC | Mike Pritchard, ATLA | Shannon Sharpe, DENV | Jason Elam, DENV | Atlanta Falcons | |
| 1992 | Dave Bradford | Troy Aikman, DALL | Neal Anderson, CHIC | Marion Butts, SD | Michael Irvin, DALL | James Lofton, BUFF | Don Beebe, BUFF | Brent Jones, SF | Steve Christie, BUFF | Washington Redskins | |
| 1991 | Mark O'English | Chris Miller, ATLA | Barry Sanders, DETR | Sammy Smith, MIAM | Andre Rison, ATLA | Andre Reed, BUFF | Hassan Jones, MINN | Marv Cook, NE | Roger Ruzek, PHIL | Rod Woodson, PITT / Shane Matthews, CLEV | |
| 1990 | Mark O'English | Chris Miller, ATLA | Cleveland Gary, LARm | Neal Anderson, CHIC | Jerry Rice, SF | ???? | ???? | ???? | ???? | ???? | |
| 1989 | Brett Barksdale | ???? | Neal Anderson, CHIC | ???? | Jerry Rice, SF | ???? | ???? | ???? | ???? | ???? | |
Holy Shih-Tzus | November 11-12, 2001 | 127 pts |
| Jay Fiedler, MIAM | 17 | |
| Curtis Martin, NYJ | 24 | |
| Warrick Dunn, TB | 14 | |
| Marvin Harrison, INDI | 26 | |
| Joe Horn, NO | 16 | |
| James Thrash, PHIL | 15 | |
| Marcus Pollard, INDI | 2 | |
| Matt Stover, BALT | 10 | |
| Cleveland Browns | 3 |
Rod Porsche's Mark It Zero (2001): 13-0 Regular Season, 3-0 Playoffs, 16-0 Total.